So I got invited to the Audi Fashion Festival 2012 (17 May)

I don't own anything to wear that's above $50, and weighing machines scream murder when I'm in the vicinity, so you can imagine the look on my face when I got invites to only THE fashion event of the moment in Singapore. That said, I still went knowing I would feel absolutely out of place and inadequate.

I wasn't wrong.

Where I Chased The Bird Chasing The Squirrel at the Singapore Botanic Gardens

Let me put this out there and set the record straight - I love nature. I really dig (geddit geddit?) geting out there with grass, plants and flowers. Granted I meet a lot of people I would label as vegetables, none of them smell as good.

During my days in the Singapore National Service conscript, I used to whine a lot whenever there were outfield training sessions because whining together made me a lot more friends. Unbeknownst to everyone, I really quite enjoyed myself sleeping on grass, sand and dirt. There are actual places in the wilds of Singapore where you can wake up to freezing temperatures beside a pond, see dew on leaves and play with visible, "steam breaths" coming from your mouth. It's too bad these areas are cordoned off for military usage.

Personally, I get my own joy seeing rows of potted plants right outside my apartment. Got a couple of our own that my father takes care of, and a lot more from my neighbours, which my father also takes care of lovingly (the plants; not my neighbours).

Wait a minute, don't we call Singapore the Garden City? Don't most also recognise it as a shopping haven? Then where would you go to experience a bit of nature right in the middle of a shopping district?

The Singapore Botanic Gardens. Now let's begin with some pretentious photographs of flowers with ridiculous-looking bokeh.

Chin-Chang-Chinatown

I like Chinatown. It's always full of westerners and.. the Chinese. Have you been to Chinatown in Singapore recently? I go to Chinatown in Singapore quite often. In fact, I go to Chinatown in Singapore almost once a week. Now, pictures.

Lanterns. Glorious lanterns! They were definitely my focus of this photo till THIS GUY came along. TSK.

"Look, I'm telling you, you've got to cut down on those char siew man."

Let me tell you a story of why this photo is here even though it's out of focus - it began when I don't care because I still think I like this photo.

INCREDIBRRRRRRRUUUUU JUXTAPOSITIONING-U BRUUUUUUU!

Skinny models are all the rage for all time, but no one should call them names.. you guys are mean.

Hey look it's an Asian dude drinking tea.

"Look, Ma! NO EYES! I'm like, Everything: Level Asian"

 

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Rich state. Poor state.

Dog needs grooming.

This post has nothing to do with anything. I just thought I'd post some pictures of my dog that's in need of grooming because I haven't blogged in a while. Flu is a very depressing thing to have for 2 weeks straight. What I can't explain though, is how I lost my ability to conjure anything to write at the same time I lost my voice.

Oh well. I hope everyone's feeling good, and if you're not, then drink more water.